I started subscribing to Graze for snacks because I’m interested in new ways to stuff my face. A few of the snacks on offer feature a free bag of tea plus cookies or whatnot.
I was really excited about the tea, until I got it, and it was this sort of shady English Breakfast mayhem that I had to dump a bunch of vanilla almond milk into to taste okay.
But, oddly, the tea works well with the cookie. Bite of cookie, sip of tea, ahhh.
Kind of like how Robin’s a tool on his own, but he SOMETIMES helps Batman. If Batman got a better sidekick, the universe would be better. No denying it. However, this is Batman’s sidekick, and it works well enough. WE MAKE DO WITH THE WORLD WE HAVE.
Totally unrelated: the song that came on while I was eating this was “What’s Your Fantasy” by Ludacris. I know every lyric to this song, but it’s not appropriate to sing along at work, unless it’s a Friday.
The rules slide on Fridays.
Kind of like how my standards for tea slide when cookies are in play.
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That is totally shady for it to have to work with the accompanying tea, but also very clever. But shady.
I kind of want to write them a letter that’s like “did you include this shitty tea on purpose? Or do you think it’s good? I mean, the cookie’s great with it, but imagine if you had, like, an actual tea there, you know?” But I feel like that’d make me a huge bitch.
That is totally shady for it to have to work with the accompanying tea, but also very clever. But shady.
I kind of want to write them a letter that’s like “did you include this shitty tea on purpose? Or do you think it’s good? I mean, the cookie’s great with it, but imagine if you had, like, an actual tea there, you know?” But I feel like that’d make me a huge bitch.