45
drank Frosted Fruits by Yawn
397 tasting notes

Yawn Advent Calendar: Day 15

This tea is woefully misnamed. I went in expecting something light and, um, fruity, with sweet, creamy notes of vanilla frosting. Instead I got a floral nightmare! Maybe it’s the amaranth petals at work, but some kind of alchemy is making this blend taste like rose with just a hint of cinnamon, which is not a particularly nice combination. A real disappointment.

Also, the website suggests that this one is meant to evoke “sweet pear and plum.” OK, so it’s like a plum pudding blend? Fine… but name it as such! And also fix it, because it tastes of neither pear nor plum.

Flavors: Cinnamon, Drying, Floral, Perfume, Rose

ashmanra

Ashman says pear tastes floral to him, and while he likes jasmine and dislikes rose…and really dislikes pear because he says it is a floral he doesn’t like. I wonder if certain pear flavorings are more floral than others?

Kelmishka

Ahh, that could definitely be it!

Nattie

I assumed they meant wintery frost rather than frosting frost, so assumed winter fruits, but I wouldn’t exactly class pear as a wintery fruit either!

Kelmishka

Haaaa, duh, of course it’s winter frost! :D

Login or sign up to leave a comment.

People who liked this

Comments

ashmanra

Ashman says pear tastes floral to him, and while he likes jasmine and dislikes rose…and really dislikes pear because he says it is a floral he doesn’t like. I wonder if certain pear flavorings are more floral than others?

Kelmishka

Ahh, that could definitely be it!

Nattie

I assumed they meant wintery frost rather than frosting frost, so assumed winter fruits, but I wouldn’t exactly class pear as a wintery fruit either!

Kelmishka

Haaaa, duh, of course it’s winter frost! :D

Login or sign up to leave a comment.

Profile

Bio

(she/her)

I was an anxious child who didn’t like change, so when my parents flew across the country for my grandfather’s wedding and left us kids with my aunt and uncle, I was a nervous wreck. Our first night at their house was tough. I couldn’t sleep, so I got up and padded into the kitchen, where my aunt was puttering around. She could tell I was distressed and offered to make me a cup of tea. It was just Celestial Seasonings’ peppermint tea, but it was exactly what I needed. The tea itself, the comfort it represented, the ritual of making it… I was enchanted. I’ve loved tea ever since.

I’m partial to strong, intense flavors and prefer loose-leaf to bagged, but I also appreciate the convenience of bags and sachets. I mostly drink my tea straight but once in a blue moon I’ll add a little plant-based milk, generally oat.

I live in Maryland, USA, with my partner, three dogs, and one cat. I’ve actually been a Steepster reader for years and years, but only started posting in late 2021. :)

When I’m not drinking tea (or sometimes WHILE I’m drinking tea!) I’m reading, rewatching comfort shows, going for a run, knitting, embroidering, hiking, or puttering in the garden. You can find me on Instagram at @kelmishka. (My account is private, but feel free to send a request!)

Favorite ingredients, flavors, etc.

Maple (all-time fave flavor!), vanilla, caramel, and all things dessert-y

Jasmine, lavender, violet, and most floral flavors

Most spices, although I go through phases and sometimes get bored of generic-feeling winter spice blends

Most fruity flavors

Matcha and other vegetal flavors

Not-so-favorite ingredients, flavors, etc.

Bergamot (…although it’s been growing on me lately!)

Hibiscus

Overly artificial flavors (banana, coconut, mango)

Overly herbacious blends, although this varies!

Stevia, monkfruit, and other sugar-alternative sweeteners — blech

Chocolate — it’s hard to get it right in tea, though I love real chocolate!

Animal products, including honey (long-time vegan checking in!)

My ratings

90-100: The best! Will almost definitely repurchase.

75-90: Really good, and potentially worthy of a restock.

60-75: Decent, if not terribly memorable.

50-60: In the “meh” range, but possibly for personal taste reasons.

35-50: I’m not a fan, and this is not very good tea.

20-35: Varying degrees of bad.

1-20: Actively bad. Like really bad. I can’t imagine anyone disagreeing.

Location

Maryland, USA

Following These People

Moderator Tools

Mark as Spammer