Monthly Sipdown Challenge, April 2022

A “Health” Tea

Time to rid myself of the last thing lingering from a disaster of a relationship.

This is the ‘Ultimate Health Tea,’ the most complicated mix of herbs known and unknown I’ve ever had. Only 11 are listed. What are the Mysterious 5?

INGREDIENTS: Consist of 16 medicinal herbs: Artichoke, Mum, Sweet grass, Ginseng, Great apples, Red apples, Anise, Liquorice, Jasmin, Colocynth, Nanuphar…

Look at the claims of beneficial effects.

EFFECT:
*To support treatment of high blood pressure, headaches, heart palpitations, insomnia.
*To help increase resistance, reduce cholesterol.
*To be good to vigour, heat, detoxification, cool liver, beautiful skin.

That’s… interesting.

Like a disaster of a relationship, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

Flavors: Sweet, Traditional Chinese Medicine

gmathis

Hmm. I never checked my liver to see if it was cool or not.

Mastress Alita

An “everything but the kitchen sink” tea, heh.

ashmanra

The mystery five O.O

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gmathis

Hmm. I never checked my liver to see if it was cool or not.

Mastress Alita

An “everything but the kitchen sink” tea, heh.

ashmanra

The mystery five O.O

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