RiverTea said

Tea Jokes

Tea means tradition, history, it is a social leant, an amazing beverage, a pleasant past time, but do you find it funny?
We do!
Here’s a tea joke to brighten your day.

What do lady teapots like to wear?
String of Earls!

Do you know some more?

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sandra said

mmm. I think this can get very cultural… hardly any jokes about tea here, on the other hand, much more about coffee, since we drink the most coffee per head in Europe :()) lol

RiverTea said

That is true Sandra. We are curious if you are still drinking coffee or did you replace it completely with tea?

sandra said

i don’t drink coffee any longer, not a drop, have replaced it completely with tea :) and since last week i know I even like jasmin tea! lol :)

RiverTea said

That is a very healthy choice Sandra regarding the replacement of coffee, so I guess no coffee jokes around here ;)

KallieBoo! said

How long did my last tea order take to get here?
Oolong time!

(I tried…)

RiverTea said

Nice one :))

Brooklynsheep said

Funny!

madametj select said

hehehe, I’m stealing that for Facebook :)

Miss Starfish said

I actually have both those joke and others written on my profile :)

RiverTea said

This is our fav! Funny! :))
What is a baby teapots favorite game?
Pekoe-boo.

Made us curious, so we’re following you now!

madametj select said

Ha, I read all of them. It’s supposed to be “oh, darjeeling” though right?

Vaughan said

Longer ago than I would care to mention I remember someone asking my mother if she liked Darjeeling, and she replied that she didn’t know as she had never darjeeled.

RiverTea said

:)) Smart reply!

Brooklynsheep said

Hm, I wonder what she imagined it was like to Darjeel?

teaenvy said

Darjeel sounds like something. a doctor would warn you about. as in"don’t drink too much tea or your arteries will darjeel "

Zeks said

https://pp.vk.me/c617926/v617926016/729d/f-fq8mVRxlE.jpg

-Hey, we’re out of puer!
-And this is a problem, how?

Brooklynsheep said

Wow, that’s good. Thanks for the translation!

boychik said

thats funny. i didnt know puerh is so popular in Russia until recently. Did you draw the pic?

Zeks said

nah, I can’t draw anything beyond scribbles :) I won’t say that puerh is popular in russia though. Mostly ppl here drink black tea.

boychik said

well i saw some videos on youtube ppl ordering from Yunnan Sourcing puerh like group orders. the guy was fr Cremia i believe. Anyway i was cracking up, so “our” style;)

JoAnne Narayan said

Well instead of making jokes on tea, rather drinking tea can be a good pastime & doing gossip point of view, where it encourage people of all ages to come & sit together & share their experiences.

Flyawaybirdie select said

I don’t recall where I heard this, and I don’t know if it counts as joke or a riddle. Either way it makes me smile:

What starts with T, ends with T and is filled with T?
-A teapot! =)

K S said

Hey, mines empty. Guess I better fill it back up.

Brooklynsheep said

That’s a good one, Flyawaybirdie!

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