Calm The F**k Down

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Rating

79 / 100

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Tea type
Rooibos Tea
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Flavors
Coconut, Fruity, Pineapple, Sweet
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4 Tasting Notes View all

“I’ve had this one close to two years ago at a local cafe for a short time, and was surprised it was a coconut pineapple rooibos blend that works. Actually, it works really, really well. I decided...” Read full tasting note
“Cold Brew! Sipping on this one now and it’s enjoyable, but my mind is boggling trying to nail down what the tropical flavour in the blend is aside from coconut. It does taste a bit like pineapple,...” Read full tasting note

Description

Picture yourself escaping to a remote island with Francisco the pool boy while sipping this delightful coconut, Caribbean fruit rooibos. CAFFEINE FREE.

TASTE GREAT ICED!

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TASTES LIKE:

A light, super smooth, fruity blend with notes of pineapple and coconut

WHAT’S INSIDE:

15 whole leaf pyramid tea bags filled with Green Rooibos, Natural Flavor, Coconut Shred

INSTRUCTIONS:

Steep tea pyramid in 8 oz hot water for 3-5 mins
Remove tea bag
If making iced, pour over ice.
ENJOY
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WHY IT WORKS:

Green Rooibos serves as an anti-inflammatory while improving circulation, aiding digestion and relieving hypertension. On top of that it’s beneficial for your bones, teeth, hair and skin.

WHY YOU NEED TO CALM THE F**K DOWN:

Adulting is hard.

Like, really hard.

You’re late for work and there’s crazy traffic. There’s mascara in your eye, concealer on your white pants and to top it off, it appears as though wild dogs have been chewing on your nails and the ends of your hair because you have no time for basic maintenance. Nothing is okay today.

Don’t drive your car into an embankment. Just breathe and have a soothing sip of Calm the F**k Down. You’ll be instantly transported to a Caribbean island with Francisco, the pool boy, tending to your every need. Aloha! We’ve got you girl.

XOXO,
Tea and Sisterhood Forever

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