A tea-themed Christmas

In order to facilitate a festive holiday, I recommend singing one of these tea-themed christmas carols.

Oh, Christmas Tea – In the Style of “Oh, Christmas Tree”
Oh, Christmas tea.. Oh, Christmas tea..
How lovely is your cha qi.
Oh, Christmas tea.. Oh, Christmas tea..
How lovely is your cha qi.

Your huigan is soft and sweet.
Your wodui has left thee.
Oh, Christmas tea.. Oh, Christmas tea..
How lovely is your cha qi.

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Gong Fu – In the style of “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas”
It’s beginning to look a lot like gong fu.
Everywhere you go.
Take out your bamboo tray, and steep the night away
With sheng puerh or maybe even shou.

It’s beginning to look a lot like gong fu.
Hong in every pot.
But the prettiest sight to see is a cake of GFZ
In your storage spot.

Pumidor – In the style of “Silent Night”
Pumidor… Pumidor…
Young and old, aged just right.
Stack thy cakes within its shell,
Op’n the doors and take in the smell.
Steep in heavenly peace…
Steep in heavenly peace…

Pumidor… Pumidor…
Out of room, set up more.
Cakes come in from all over the place.
Pretty soon you’ll be out of space.
Steep in heavenly peace…
Steep in heavenly peace…

Have Yourself a Merry Little Doomcart – In the style of “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas”
Have yourself a merry little doomcart.
Full of lots of tea.
You’ll be paying it off until you’re ninety-three.

Have yourself a merry little doomcart.
Add some more teaware.
Add a tong of Naka without a care.

Here we are at the checkout page.
I am in a daze.. No joke.
The total price is an outrage.
Holy shit, I paid… I’m broke.

Through my tears, I double-check the order.
Heart is sinking low.
Take a second mortgage out on the house.
And make yourself a merry little doomcart now.

Do you have a tea-themed Christmas idea? Add yours here! :D